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I AM TANUKI MISTRESS.

The blog was originally made for translating the sex threads of visualtanuki for the lolz. I've branched out a little. However, I'm still not here for bangya-related wank. Please direct any comments about fans/bangya to fuckyeahbangya.

Pretty much all of the info about specific band guys on this blog is a rumor. That means that it is up to you to decide whether or not you believe it is true.

Not to be answering any questions phrased as "Is there anything on ______?" Find a specific question to ask or I will delete your request immediately. I will sometimes answer specific requests for information from tanuki and I will answer some general questions about the Japanese music industry/bandomen in general.

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(I'm always happy for personal anecdotes about bandomen or any other gossip you come across, on tanuki or otherwise. Feel free to send me an email or submit to the blog.)

Please use the search function above before asking me any questions about specific band translations. You can search by band name or member name. Please also check the tag page and the "useful tags" list below.

If you have any questions, make sure you read the FAQ before you send them to me. Your question may have already been answered. A thousand times.
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
Do we have to believe what Tanuki says? I mean: what she writes is very weird, the world of Visual Kei would be full of sex and all and nothing with music?? If we listen to what she says music doesn't count there is only sex with jrockers... I'm so confused xS
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

royz-yade:

Thank you, anon.

"Music doesn’t count and there is only sex with JRockers."

Anon may have hit the nail on the head ROFL.

#justsomeinnocenttrolling

Asker Anonymous Asks:
After all those band members that went/go to university, do you know which band members dropped out of school before graduation for sure?
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Some Googling gave me an incomplete list (that might be wrong, cause, y’know, fans).

Starting with Nightmare, Hitsugi and Ruka both seem to have dropped out high school after only a few months. Yomi attended HS for three years, technically, but that’s because he repeated a year. He didn’t graduate.

Kyo from Dir en grey didn’t attend high school at all - he famously said that he turned in his HS entrance exams totally blank.

Ruki, Aoi, and Kai from Gazette apparently all dropped out of high school.

The list also includes Hyde, Hiroto (Alice Nine), Tohya (vistlip), Jui and Jun (GOTCHAROCKA), Kirito and Jun (PIERROT), Miyavi, Ryuutarou (Plastic Tree), Kisaki, etc.

But apparently Nightmare and Gazette are about the least educated bands ever.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Was Fade ever popular in Japan? I've never met Japanese fans of this band, only foreigners. And I only heard of them because Jon sang in YFC.
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

I have no idea, tbh. I’ve also only heard of them because of YFC, and they’re certainly playing quite small venues recently, but they might have been more popular in the past. I plead ignorance on this topic.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I recommend Hyuuga from @LgoS for sex. He is clean just got my test scores yesterday. It was kinda bland, phallus was average. He will use condoms if he had them on him.
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Oooh, phallus.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I read several times that Inoran had a girlfriend who makes called mimi ino (@lilochanel), do you know on that ??
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Someone came in here and posted about her (I failed to tag it, but I’ve fixed that now), but that’s all I know about it.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Teenage bandmens even have sex friends. I'm shocked
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Teenage boys having sex shocks you? What decade are you living in, dearie?

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Mahiro of Kiryu was in university too
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

I said in the post that I hadn’t listed everyone. I don’t need you guys to come tell me everyone who was left off the list.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Hey mistress my friend told me even Reon RoNoCro maybe still in 2nd grade of High School now LOL
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Yeah, several members of this band are apparently still teenagers.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Vocalist here. I can confirm Mistress speaks the truth.
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:
Asker Anonymous Asks:
"Vocalists only cum if you stroke their egos constantly for at least five minutes without pause. " *bows in front of you* oh mistress, I don´t have words for how accurate this is ^.^
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

I know enough vocalists to know this is trufax.