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I AM TANUKI MISTRESS.

The blog was originally made for translating the sex threads of visualtanuki for the lolz. I've branched out a little. However, I'm still not here for bangya-related wank. Please direct any comments about fans/bangya to fuckyeahbangya.

Pretty much all of the info about specific band guys on this blog is a rumor. That means that it is up to you to decide whether or not you believe it is true.

Not to be answering any questions phrased as "Is there anything on ______?" Find a specific question to ask or I will delete your request immediately. I will sometimes answer specific requests for information from tanuki and I will answer some general questions about the Japanese music industry/bandomen in general.

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(I'm always happy for personal anecdotes about bandomen or any other gossip you come across, on tanuki or otherwise. Feel free to send me an email or submit to the blog.)

Please use the search function below before asking me any questions about specific band translations. You can search by band name or member name. Please also check the tag page and the "useful tags" list below.

If you have any questions, make sure you read the FAQ before you send them to me. Your question may have already been answered. A thousand times.
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Asker Anonymous Asks:
-puts on kiwamu voice- complaints about VK JAPAN ONLY! SHIT FOREIGNERS! seriously? you can't bitch the shit out of someone and then complain when someone translates it and others chuck it everywhere. jeez.
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Haha. Japan needs to learn. Don’t want something reposted? Don’t put it on the internet in the first place. Nothing is sacred, not in the modern world of high-speed internet and low moral standards.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Lol you violated their purpose in life
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Poor sad tanuki-gya, still don’t understand that non Japanese people can see their internets.

And that internets is 4eva.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
I don't understand the "in the sea" threads either but UFO is Kuina's "nickname". The Japanese writing for UFO is ユーフォー which is very close to Kuina's (apparently) real name Yuuho (ゆうほ、ユーホ). (They use Yuuho so commonly that it seems pretty safe to assume that this is his name, though I don't give any guarantee.) The UFO spelling only differs in one sound (fo, フォー) which sounds very similar to ho (ホ). They often call him UFO-kun.
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Haha, nice. Thanks nonny, I couldn’t be bothered to look it up myself. XD

Asker Anonymous Asks:
mistress is going fame ahahaha sorry that kyo stuff is just too good ^_^
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Can’t please all the people all the time…-sighs-

(re: this post, if anyone hasn’t seen it yet)

1345: 14/07/14 23:31
Who uploaded them on Tumblr? It’s so unpleasant…

1348: 14/07/14 23:43
Foreigners are spreading them around thoughtlessly. The tanuki person who uploaded them seems to have no common sense.

1349: 14/07/14 23:57
Now it’s been spread to the whole world, lol. I wonder what their reaction is?

1364: 14/07/15 01:27
Apparently they’ve appeared on Facebook. Isn’t this really awful? Even people who don’t know about tanuki know about this.

1395: 14/07/15 06:32
How do we delete it?

1396: 14/07/15 07:19
I wonder if we can’t request to have the tumblr post deleted

Hahahahahahhaha.

Violation of what?! XD

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Speaking of Royz again - why are threads about Kuina have such a weird names like "in the sea", or "UFO"? They seem to be just an usual discussion threads, aren't they?
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

It’s probably some sort of inside joke. They frequently are.

IMHO boring Subaru pictures are boring (can’t he be naked some more or sth?) but tanuki brings them to you anyway.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
It's not just that Meto is tattooed it's more what he's got tattooed. The man has sperm tattooed on his hand.
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

Well there’s the reason they call face/hand/neck tattoos “job killers.” When your hand tattoo is a sperm, that’s like job killer x 1000000000.

Asker Anonymous Asks:
Is Meto really leaving Mejibray?
fuckyeahtanuki fuckyeahtanuki Said:

I translated all the useful posts from the thread for you. What the fuck else do you want from me? A fucking tarot reading?!